Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Dim 

The opposite of 'bright'.

1) Little Tim is rather dim because he can't spell very well.

2) The room's kinda dim; you might need to change the light bulb.

Dim by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Kim Jong II 

An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.

Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.

Kim Jong II by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Thru

Abbreviation of 'through'. Most commonly used in drive-through lines or highway signs.

DiggityMonkeez: Go thru the tunnel, and exit 17 will be...

ElGrammar: Did you say "through" or "thru"?

DiggityMonkeez: Does it matter? They both sound the same.

ElGrammar: Yeah, but the direction of our conversation hinges on which word you chose.

DiggityMonkeez: OK, OK! I said "thru"! With a 'u'!

ElGrammar: Oh, OK.

Thru by Diggity Monkeez January 11, 2005

Spittoon 

A bowl for chewing tobacco (chaw). The tobacco is spit into the spitoon when the user is done chewing.

I have a spittoon in my living room, but my poor accuracy has led to numerous stains on the carpet surrounding said bowl.

Spittoon by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY! by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Put It Up 

Put it away. Used south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

Whose cell phone is that? Put it up right now!

Put It Up by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Hangman 

A game in which one player chooses a word, animal, movie title, etc. The name of the 'secret phrase' is not given to other players, but one blank for each letter of the 'secret phrase' is. Spaces are shown, too. The other players have a certain amount of turns to guess what the phrase is, one letter at a time. When a letter that is not in the secret phrase is guessed, a body part (starting with the head, continuing with the body, two arms, and two legs) is drawn on a hangman's noose (I don't know what the stand is called, but the noose is where the head is paced). When the entire body is complete, the player who picked the secret phrase wins. If the phrase is guessed before all body parts are hung, the others win.

I played hangman on the airplane.

Hangman by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005