Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Blow

To ruin or accidentally give up; refers to an opportunity, not a material object.

I blew my chance to score any social points when I showed up at the party wearing plaid socks.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Pronunciation

How a word sounds when spoken correctly. Not a vital part of any UrbanDictionary definition.

'Tough' and 'though' are spelled similarly, but have very different pronunciations.

by Diggity Monkeez April 1, 2005

Comma

A punctuation mark (,) representing a pause in diction and thought.

Easily confused with a caw-ma, which is a crow's mother.

There is no comma in this example.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

Bud

A treeflower that is preparing to blossom.

Diggity Monkeez: What's up, bud?

Bud: Not much. Here's hoping I don't get eaten by any birds.

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

Spit

1) To release non-gaseous substances from the mouth; to expactorate.
This includes saliva, water, chewing tobacco, etc.

2) Saliva.

3) To proverbiably make a grand show of disrespect towards values, rules, ideas, etc. Followed by 'on', 'upon', etc.

1) I was kicked out of the restaurant for spitting in the flower vase.

2) Randy drools while he sleeps, which explains the large puddle of spit on and around his desk.

3) After hearing me out, Randy spat upon my values and lied to his mother about the muddy hiking boots.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

The Willies

Like 'The Creeps', The Willies is a feeling that one gets when he/she gets especially nervous. The Willies is not caused by actual fear, but the thought that something scary could happen in the near future. Too, unsettling actions/individuals can bring about The Willies.

Rick: See that guy over there in the gray fedora? He's starting to give me The Willies.

Gene: Yeah, I see where you're coming from. Throughout the show, a few other friends came up to me to express how creepy he is.

by Diggity Monkeez March 22, 2005

El

Precedent of any noun in mock Spanish.

Open el door-o, would you?

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005