Diggity Monkeez's definitions

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Pat Sajak

The host of the popular game show, 'Wheel of Fortune'.

Pat Sajak looked funny as a character in 'Rugrats'.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Yahoo!

1) Declaration of joy.

2) Seach engine/life engine.

1)
Gretchen: Look on the bottom of this milk carton: "You have won one (1) free hip surgery."

Marty: Yahoo! We finally hit it big, sis!

2) I use Yahoo! to receive e-mail.

by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

Floor

1) To knock a person off of his/her feet, or to stun (eaxaggeration).

My statement about the latest stock market developments floored him; he was stunned.

Frazier floored Cosell with a huge left.

by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005

Comeback

1) A return that involves some type of improvement.

2) A reply to an insult; a witty retort.

1) Andres Galarraga made an honorable comeback from cancer.

2) His comeback was really good; my jaw must have dropped half a foot.

by Diggity Monkeez February 17, 2005

Blow

To ruin or accidentally give up; refers to an opportunity, not a material object.

I blew my chance to score any social points when I showed up at the party wearing plaid socks.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Sarcasm

How previously un-funny people can get others to think that they have a great sense of humor. Sarcasm can be funny, but oftentimes, users have trouble getting others to pick up on their sarcasm, and counter by blaming the 'listener' for this, citing his/her/their lack of intelligence. This is wrong, though. Sarcasm should be executed in a manner that allows the recipient(s) to understand that sarcasm is involved.

I use sarcasm every once and again.

by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005