306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Morale

Overall feeling, usually of a group of people. When morale is high, people are happy. When it is low, people are probably grumbling.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
-Sgt. Craig Pittman

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005

Toil

To work incredibly hard at a pointless task.

Chaz: Dino wasn't at the ceremony yesterday. Do you know what happened?

Percy: Yeah. He was in the basement, toiling with his Spanish homework.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

SportsCenter

The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.

After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.

by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004

Drive Up a Wall

To bother or annoy to a large extent.

The word 'owned' drives me up a wall.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

A.K.A.

Abbreviation of 'also known as'. Utilized when using an alternate name for someone/thing.

Tom: Bert (A.K.A. Tamale) received his third detention this year today.

Izzy: Who knew that wearing bowling shoes in class was against the rules?

by Diggity Monkeez April 2, 2005

Nigeria

African country where my friend Malbota Nwadeyi lives. He has promised to give me 25% of the $3.6 million dollars that he is trying to move to America. However, he needs my help to transfer the money overseas.

Lagos is in Nigeria, correct?

by Diggity Monkeez April 10, 2005

Advertising

A synonym for e-mail.

Their latest advertising offered me 20% off of all of my dry cleaning, but I kept my pride and threw the coupon in the trash.

by Diggity Monkeez April 28, 2005