Definitions by Dave

Ultimate Sacrifice 

The Ultimate Sacrifice is an extremely patriotic & heroic devotion to one's country, particularly in the United States of America. The Ultimate Sacrifice is what you make of it, but generally it is on an extreme level, exceeding that of death.

"If you want the definition of patriotism & an example of the Ultimate Sacrifice, play Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

Ultimate Sacrifice by Dave November 21, 2004

canoozing 

A canoe trip combined with the comsumption of a large amount of cheap beer(preferably Old Mil)

Nate lost his paddle but managed to save the cooler when we tipped over in the rapids while canoozing

canoozing by dave November 21, 2004

The King of the World

Apparently, someone who stands in front of the very tip of a boat.

"Leonardo DiCaprio is not the king of the world. Hell he's not even a man."
-me

The King of the World by Dave November 20, 2004

bosom 

A religious, archaic word referring to a woman's breasts.

"Embrace the bosom of the Holy Mother."
-Silent Hill 3

bosom by Dave November 20, 2004

corn syrup 

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.

"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me

corn syrup by Dave November 20, 2004

Time Paradox 

A gimmick that is quite popular amongst Metal Gear fans because the "Mission Failed" logo is actually "Time Paradox". In reality though, a time paradox is a contradiction of time. For example, take Metal Gear Solid 3's background. It's set in 1964. The main character's death, according to the storyline, would mean World War III. Thus, if he is killed, reality as we know it would suffer a time paradox because he wasn't supposed to die, and his death would mean the end of the world.....of course, we're still alive today.

Aw hell who am I kidding. This whole flow of time thing really confizzles me.

"Keep in mind though, it's just a game...^_^..."
-me

"Vietnam never happened. TIME PARADOX!"

Time Paradox by Dave November 19, 2004

compliment 

Synonym for "offend".

"In this day and age, a guy can't compliment a girl without receiving trouble."
-me

ME: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Oh my God get the fuck away from me you fucking loser!!"

GUY: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Fuck you."

GIRL: "You look nice today."
GIRL: "Aaw, thanks."

compliment by Dave November 19, 2004