Dave's definitions

Soviet

*The nationality for a Russian until the end of the Cold War on exactly December 25th, 1991.

*A hack toward a person who believes in communism.

*A slur toward a Russian, racism & politicism intended.

"I'm certain that there are some Russians that want to revive the old ways of the Soviet Union."
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

brick

Wild Irish Rose Wine. A beverage of choice among hobo nigga's.

Me an G man be up at da quib dwinkin brick.

by Dave January 20, 2004

simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.

The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.

by Dave August 20, 2004

Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

Pillock

Term of endearment; heartening

by Dave July 20, 2002

HK21

Machinegun developed by Heckler & Koch. Variable clip amount. Chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

A replacement, among others, for the M60 machinegun. It is fast-firing & somewhat-accurate.
There is also the HK23, which is chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, and also has a shorter barrel.

"The HK21 is my machinegun! ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 4, 2004

Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".

"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."

by Dave August 12, 2008