Daniel5tookenham's definitions

Ben

Ben is the consumer of crisps. He feasts on these ever meal of the day, Honey Soy Chicken for breakfast, Salt and vinegar for lunch and chilli and sour cream for dinner. Even cholesterol has no hold on this Italian solider. People cower in majesty of his luscious moustache, on the black market a single hair from this holy ground is worth over $400,000USD. Ben is the bringer of good fortune and as the Rembrandts famously wrote in respect of him in their hit song soon made theme of Television Giant show Friends "Ben will be there for you when the rain starts to pour".

Corey: Ben lend me your moustache in defeating the enemy
Ben: *Crunch*
Corey: Ben focus, would you rather save making or eat chips
Ben: *Crunch*
*The man infront of ben presses a button and the earth explodes, ending mankind*
Ben: *Crunch*
*The Rembrandts descend from earth with guitars In hand*
The Rembrandts: Ben will be there for you, Like ben has been there before, Ben will be there for you, Cause Ben is there for me toooo

by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022

Declan

Girl crazy Stacy Declan is the one for women. He pursues them in an endless chase fuelled with passion but all he meets at the end is message sending on his snap. Declan doesn't like burgers, he doesn't like bread, he doesnt like mayonnaise, at this point he is a disappointment but his deep lust for chicken cannot be overpowered. Speaking of lust, Declan experiences an odd fettish with ceiling, he cannot get enough of them, when he lies at bed at night and looks up he cannot stop jacking off, in turn this led to his parents nailing his bed to the ceiling and strapping him in with large leather belts. However, the aroma of the ceiling can put Declan in a thirsty craze, multiple international news broadcasting companies have made short documentaries of him to find the source of this addiction but to no avail. Declan has always lived in the shadow of his brother not able to overcome his greatness, Declan only wishes the brother wasn't born. Declan however has an amazing taste in music and on his judgement day, Jesus will hop onto Declan's Spotify, shuffle his playlist and then with a grin on his face, he will say "Declan your sins are justified, you may enter". Until then he will own a tackle shop in exmouth, fishing for the bait each morning.

Corey: Declan I can't wait this sleepover is going to be awesome
Declan: Gosh Corey me too
*5 hours later Corey and Declan go to bed, as Corey is lying in bed he hears a muffled repetitive sound*
Corey: Declan do you hear that? What is that sound?
*Corey looks down at Declan in his sleeping bag beside his bed, Declan is in his underwear, his hand moves up and down on a long stick like object rising from his underwear, his eyes bloodshocked staring intensely at the ceiling*
Corey :DECLAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*SMASH, Declan doesnt not break eye contact with the ceiling*
*The bedroom window is broken a man that corey knows as Xeev enters in with a knife and stabs corey repeatedly, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Corey: DEc..cough LANNN, get the FUc.....*Corey dies after a stab to the heart*

*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*

*Xeev descends from Corey's limbless body and inserts his knife into Declan's heart, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Xeev: WHAT THE FUCK how is he not dead *Xeev repeatedly brings his knife in and out of Declan's heart and then his head, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Declan - AHHHHHHHHHH *Declan reaches climax, as he does so he dies instantly, although dead his eyes yet still open not breaking eye contact with the ceiling, cum covers Xeev's face*

by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022

Tom

Thomas lines his desk with senpai girls figurines which also reflects how he lines his social life with the same women. Tom is referred to as the king, outlining his humble and kind personality. Tom is renowned across his lands for his deep knowledge in English, he is exceptional in the subject. But Tom is still in school, yet his power and senpai dolls, and there has be conversations of a public execution due to his tendency to never be at school. Tom's court is advised by Emmett and he is planning to make Xeev his queen.

Matt: Due to your crimes against schooling and friendships, Thomas ____ you have been given the order of execution by guillotine

Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket

by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022

Grundlebucket

A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this person always manages to weasel their way into every inch of your life and transform your joy to pain. A grundlebucket should be avoided.

Mr May: Hey student 1 can I call you Grundlebucket as a nickname

Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA

by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022

Transista

A transista lies outside the LGBTQI+ community, her sexuality is not identified even if he/she possesses a sexuality at all.

Corey: Yo I want to smash that person
Ben: Corey you can't she's a transista

Corey: What do you mean
Ben: A transista belongs to no sexuality they are like a ghost in a shell
Corey: NOOOOOO

by Daniel5tookenham February 27, 2022