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spring board

Rhyming slang for "supreme court".
This is the way it sounds when Americans say "supreme court" in TV interviews.
Will has criticized Bush's selection this week of Harriet Miers to sit on the spring board. Bush didn't mention the controversy her nomination has created in Republican circles.
by Dan October 6, 2005
mugGet the spring boardmug.

satantastic

a faboulous work of Satan or satanism. Hellish but cool. Goes good with Rob Zombie or Megadeath playing in the background.
dude! this tomb is so satantastic with all the candles and the alter and stuff
by Dan January 15, 2005
mugGet the satantasticmug.

bogel

A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!
by Dan February 19, 2005
mugGet the bogelmug.

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.
I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.
by Dan September 10, 2004
mugGet the assbeefmug.

jojy forjy

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?
by DAN August 5, 2003
mugGet the jojy forjymug.

cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.
Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.
by Dan February 23, 2004
mugGet the cockbarfmug.

rice

by dan April 28, 2003
mugGet the ricemug.

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