DOn's definitions

black eyed peas

A cool hip hop band with a really hot white chick (Fergie)who can out dance any black girl... plus her body is bangin!

lets go see bep tonight, cant wait to see what tight lil outfit Fergie's gonna be wearin

by Don April 9, 2005

purple rain

another name for sizurp or: One part strawberry soda (8oz), one part cough syrup, one teaspoon crushed codeine.

Beanie Sigel - Purple Rain: Please don't blow my high, when I'm sippin on that purple rain. I know it might sound crazy/it keeps me lazy

by Don April 14, 2005

Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

by Don November 21, 2003

Corona

Quite possably the most over priced shit tasting beer, EVER!

This corona sucks major ass for $9 a sixer.

by Don May 13, 2005

canada

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

by Don August 10, 2004

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003