Turkey legs

small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel
by don May 31, 2004
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pink wish

Refers to someone wishing for pussy.
That boy always has the pink wish on his mind.
by don September 25, 2006
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Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.
Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.
by Don November 21, 2003
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.3~

.3~ or .3 repeating is commonly thought to equal 1/3. Believers of this idea claim that because the number of decimals is infinite, that it must equal 1/3. They sometimes use the supporting example that .33333333=1/3, therefore .66666666=2/3 therefore .99999999= 3/3, or 1. To prove this wrong, you need to consider 2 things. First, and most sensible, 10 is not divisible by 3. Therefore, no matter how many .3's you use, they will never be able to complete the whole number 1. The second thing you need to consider is that with .33333~, you will always be off by just a little from achieving 1/3. This is why when you use a calculator and enter 1/3, the decimal given is .333333334.
.33333333x3= .99999999
.33333334x3=1.02
The answer of what decimal multiplied by 3 equals one is lurking somewhere in between those 2.
by Don June 30, 2005
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Howard Dean

The man who we thought would be running for president but did extraordinarily badly in the primaries. Too liberal, too crazed, too short, too stocky, too uncharismatic. Doesn't look good, Dean!! And who gives their height in quarter inches?
"I'm 5'8". Almost 5'9". 5'8 3/4 to be exact." -Howard Dean
by Don February 07, 2004
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nascar

Acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Started really with the shiners from the 20's and 30's and progressed into the large and popular sport it is today. Though the cars they race are not really stock at all, certain shapes, like hood, doors and trunk are taken from their stock counter-parts. There are many forms, such as
Nextel Cup(formerly winston)
Busch Grand National
Craftsman Truck Series
Arca
Goody's
Legends
And God knows what else, it is a very diverse sport, great for everyone to watch and enjoy.
chevyman-Dude, If Earnhardt were back out there, he's be beatin' the shit outta Gordon.
by don July 28, 2005
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baloney

Baloney. A key component in the game, Hide the Baloney. The game is played by a man and a woman in which they try to find places to hide the baloney.
"Lets play hide the baloney!"
by Don August 06, 2004
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