Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

by Led Zeppole November 24, 2003

Spedulent

When something is awesome or shocking, but in a very retarded or sped-like way. Person or things involved in it may or may not personally be of an entirely retarded nature.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Sam fingerpaint a penis on the wall using his own shit?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! It was spedulent!

by PoliticallyErect December 01, 2022

Spedulance

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

by Don November 22, 2003

de-spedulized

No longer being challenged physically or mentally; the process of removing retardation from oneself; not being a "sped" anymore.

OMG I am actually de-spedulized now!" "No, your still special.

by illusional_dream19 July 29, 2010