DON's definitions

blood_stained_II

fucking prick asshole

you dirty "blood_stained_II"

by Don November 30, 2003

university of san francisco

the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money

usf student: i go to usf
random person: oh so you're a med student?

i have a liberal arts education from usf.

by don March 26, 2005

new york

A state where 98% of its area gets a bad rap from 2%. There's a helluva lot more to New York than the City.

I'm from Upstate New York.

by Don October 26, 2003

Framp

To smack someone on the forhead with a semi-erect penis. Usually a degrading process. Sometimes seen in crappy porn films as well.

Can also be refered to as the Peter Frampton.

Damn thats some crappy service, so I told the guy in the drive-thru framp you.

by Don November 16, 2004

scrt

scrt is a word that is used to describe many things. Its primary meaning is for when ur going a 120 mph on the highway and then deside to pull the ebreak...the second meaning is one that basically says that u can use the word scrt in replacement for anyother word...

primary definition: ya i was drivin on route to in my e class then i descided to scrt
secondary definition: ya so she was on the phone with me and i was all scrt

by DON April 6, 2004

uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.

The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.

by Don August 29, 2004

Pushing Cotton

Needing to go number 2

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."

by Don November 30, 2003