DON's definitions

uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.

The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.

by Don August 29, 2004

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

black hat

evil

The black hat hackers are the ones that cause damage. White hat hackers do good with their hacking

by Don September 11, 2003

Flag boy

A homosexual.

Typically a homosexual that prides himself on being gay, and needs everyone else to know it.

Those Flag boys are being far too loud.

by Don September 25, 2006

packing fudge

What fudge packers do.

Bob the fudge packer "The truck is still empty Mike, why don't you pack some more fudge in it"

by Don August 10, 2004

Howard Dean

The man who we thought would be running for president but did extraordinarily badly in the primaries. Too liberal, too crazed, too short, too stocky, too uncharismatic. Doesn't look good, Dean!! And who gives their height in quarter inches?

"I'm 5'8". Almost 5'9". 5'8 3/4 to be exact." -Howard Dean

by Don February 7, 2004