DON's definitions

Pushing Cotton

Needing to go number 2

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."

by Don November 30, 2003

new york

A state where 98% of its area gets a bad rap from 2%. There's a helluva lot more to New York than the City.

I'm from Upstate New York.

by Don October 26, 2003

scrt

scrt is a word that is used to describe many things. Its primary meaning is for when ur going a 120 mph on the highway and then deside to pull the ebreak...the second meaning is one that basically says that u can use the word scrt in replacement for anyother word...

primary definition: ya i was drivin on route to in my e class then i descided to scrt
secondary definition: ya so she was on the phone with me and i was all scrt

by DON April 6, 2004

fetch

Fetch, Fetching, Fetcher, Mother Fetcher are substitute by religious people for Fuck, Fucking, and Fucker.

"Oh, my fetching heck"
"Thats fetching cool!"
"He's such a fetcher"
"Mother Fetcher!"

by Don August 6, 2004

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

canada

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

by Don August 10, 2004