DON's definitions

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

canada

A Canadian in the U.S invented Basketball.

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"

by Don August 10, 2004

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.

Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.

by Don March 20, 2003

blockbuster

A major motion picture, very successful at the box office.

Titanic was a blockbuster hit!

by Don April 15, 2004

kick start

andys dildo/vibrator that is used for his sexual pleasure it is started the same way as a motorcycle

andy shanahan loves his kickstart

by don April 25, 2005

muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

by don June 16, 2003

Dawn Patrol

The act of getting up extremely early - sometimes before sunrise (i.e, "dawn") -to go surfing. This term is most often used by Surfers, but it still can be used outside of surfing and refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Bob, Varno, and I are surfing a dawn patrol session at Rincon tomorrow morning.

by Don January 16, 2004