DErek's definitions

tmalss

Abbreviation for the phrase "to make a long story short"

TMALSS, the turkey is finished.

by Derek February 1, 2005

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

trojan4life

to be the best in the world in football and to be a sunnyside hater

god dam who the fuck is that? and we say the TROJANS whats up and people back down like squares

by derek December 1, 2004

adderall

1) A medication for ADHD or ADD that chills you out.

2) A joint rolled with Adderall that really fucks you up if you do not have ADD.

1) "woowowowowowowow" Man, that kid needs to take his Adderall.

2) Man pass that adderall blunt over here, g.

by derek January 22, 2005

The Sims

The father of all family simulations. The sims allows the player to exprience the suburban life, from falling in love to being a total wreck, the sims brought it all. The main protagonists/antagonists are the goths (Mortimer, Bella and Cassandra). As families move in and chaos brews up. There are zany and hilarious adventure for any sim fortunate/unfortunate enough to go here.

Even after its sequel the sims still remain known for being the father of creating household simulations.

by derek July 11, 2005

keekles

bastardization of keke, which is a bastardization of hehe, which is more or less a chuckle. Used online and only online. Refer to rooflesfor more insight

OMG keekles!

by Derek November 26, 2003

chikni bund

nice ass; from the urdu language

The sexy beast was always on the prowl for chinkni bund.

by derek December 5, 2003