Definitions by DAve

EMP 

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

EMP by Dave March 31, 2004

education

Something that one should receive to realize that America is a decent country. Also something that one should receive to live a good life. Oh sure, it's hellish, but it will serve you well in the long run. ^_~ this I know for a fact.

"You hate America? Sheesh get an education!"
-me

education by Dave March 31, 2004

BBC 

*British Broadcasting Corporation.

*Breach, Bang, Clear; a technique used often by Navy SEAL's, used for clearing a room. The process goes like this:
1.)approach the targetted door and stand by until the group arrives and await the order.
2.)open the door to peep-sight and, when given the order, chuck a flashbang in.
3.)after the explosion, receive the go-code and then enter the room, eliminating any hostile blinded from the flashbang, and then ensure that the room is cleared of enemy hostilities.

"BBC time!"
-a SEAL prepping for the BBC technique.

BBC by Dave March 31, 2004

Bill Clinton 

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.

"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me

Bill Clinton by Dave March 31, 2004

japanemoticons 

Japanese computer emoticons.

^_^ happy
-_- not so happy
>_< angry
o_o shocked

"I use japanemoticons because they look more cute and expressional."
-me

japanemoticons by Dave March 31, 2004

c-rations 

Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

c-rations by Dave March 31, 2004

NSA 

*National Security Agency

*No Strings Attached

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me

NSA by Dave March 31, 2004