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slop

food from mcdonalds, wendys, taco bell, etc.
i'm doing a slop run. you guys want anything?
by dave December 4, 2003
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Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
by Dave February 12, 2004
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obliminate

to climax.
i'm goin to obliminate!!
by Dave January 30, 2004
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pit

slang for body odor, usually used when the offending person isnt of the opposite sex.
1) dude, you smell like pit!

2) man, it smells like pit in here!
by Dave September 27, 2003
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NITESHO

The name given a cool car suitably blinged out by means of external illumination.
Damn that nitesho sure is cool! Lookit at the women he's got hanging on him. Must be the ride.
by Dave January 29, 2004
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christianity

One of the three religions that involves the worship of God, along with judaism and islam (judaism refers to God as "Yahweh", and islam refers to God as "Allah").
Christianity revolves around the belief of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christianity also has different branches, including catholicism (popularly-believed to be a radical and strict form of christianity), lutheran (said to be christianity for blacks), protestant, and presbyterian.

Unfortunately, christianity has been perverted by the world to be an awful religion based around occult-relations....this is because there are stupid people who claim to do bad things in God's name (see Al Qaeda & KKK; the KKK discriminates in the name of christianity).

Christianity revolves around love for everything, including fellow human beings. Unfortunately, we as human beings are doomed to hate one another because of our nature. Nevertheless, there are those who try to follow christianity strictly, so much that they don't say words like "damn" or "fuck" (christianity has been popularized as a personality where people don't swear).

On a sidenote, the dominant religion now is a battle between christianity and islam. Many are converting to islam for countless reasons; it is apparently a fascinating religion, albeit strict (and you're forbidden to eat pork).
"Christianity is misunderstood now; christianity is, by nature, a greatly respectable religion."
-me

"Do unto others as they would love to have done unto you."
-Jesus Christ

"Love your enemies....for if you love only those who love you, where is the reward in that?"
-Jesus Christ
by Dave April 4, 2004
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Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick
"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."
by dave April 8, 2003
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