DAVE's definitions

TAR-21

Manufactured by IMI (Israel Military Industries). 5.56x45mm NATO, 30-round clip.
Soon to become the standard-issue assault rifle for the Israeli military. For now, their standard-issue rifle is the Galil, an AK-look-alike, chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO.

"The TAR-21 has seen nothing but good results."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

I seen it!

a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two

"hey peter, I seen it!"

by Dave February 5, 2005

Quagmire

Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. A sex-crazed neighbor of Peter Griffen (as well as the others). Everything he says is absolutely hilarious; trust me. ^_~

"Heh. Alriiiiiight."
-Quagmire

by Dave October 12, 2004

ISO-666

A fictional standards document which interchangeable "brutal death metal" bands refer to when writing their songs.

The new Yattering album is definitely ISO-666 compliant.

by Dave July 9, 2004

SS

Schutzstaffel

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well.

"SS also means Secret Service, but that's in America. And NO, the Secret Service is NOTHING like the nazis. Now stop bashing our country! Our country receives enough hatred every few decades, now we receive hatred everyday! >.< sometimes it pisses me off so much that I don't know what to do! >.< "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004