D. Y. Vetz's definitions

Skim

To quickly go through a medium in an cursory manner without really experiencing it whether it be a book, a song, or a webpage.

When Mr. Jones assigned Animal Farm last week, instead of actually reading it I decided to skim through it during lunch before the test.

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020

Same shit different outhouse

The situation is the same as before, only now it's happening in a different location.

When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020

The wheels have come off

The situation has gotten out of control, things have gone haywire, shit has hit the fan, etc

The wheels have come off!

by D. Y. Vetz September 4, 2020

gripdick

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

look the other way

To ignore something that is wrong; to not say anything when something bad is happening.

Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.

by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020

Buttershit

Someone who's fortitude is so weak they might as well be made of butter.

That guy is buttershit.

by D. Y. Vetz October 16, 2018

Junkslap

When a naked guy swings his junk up and down so the balls slap the gooch.

While I was waiting for the shower to warm up I did the junkslap.

by D. Y. Vetz June 21, 2019