Definitions by D. Y. Vetz

Schizza 

How schizophrenic people refer to each other with affection. Derived from the derogatory slur "schizo".

"Joe Biden is a reptilian!"
"They all are, my schizza."

Schizza by D. Y. Vetz September 20, 2023

sidewinder 

A friend you only see once or twice a year. Not someone you hang out with regularly.

I've got one main buddy and 49 sidewinders.

sidewinder by D. Y. Vetz April 12, 2023

Suckhole

Someone that gets all dramatic whenever they're faced with criticism, judgement or dissent.

"It's going to be sunny today."
"I'm pretty sure it's gonna rain later dude."
"What?! How dare you question my knowledge?!! I've been alive for 9000 years and you've been around for what, 30??! If you undermine my authority again I'll report you to the weather police and then we'll see who's the real deal and who's a fake-ass phony!!!!"
"Calm down buddy. Quit being such a suckhole, damn."

Suckhole by D. Y. Vetz September 26, 2022

athpd 

And that's how people die.

Len: You're a moron, Mel.
Mel: ...athpd.

athpd by D. Y. Vetz May 12, 2021

palmer 

A Christian from Western Europe who travelled to the Holy Lands on a pilgrimage during the Crusades. Palmers often brought back a palm frond as a souvenir of their pilgrimage.

Palmers were highly regarded by the public due to their intense devotion to Christ.

palmer by D. Y. Vetz April 19, 2021

look up to 

To hold someone in high-esteem by way of viewing them as a role model. mentor, or superior.

When Norm asked his intern Sam how he saw him, Sam said "I totally look up to you."

look up to by D. Y. Vetz March 26, 2021

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

Looking forward to it by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021