sidewinders

I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?
What are sidewinders
by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011
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sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"
by Tom September 24, 2005
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when you lay a girl on her back and her tits go to her armpits
mimi rogers has sidewinders, her tits are so big that if you lay here down on her back her tits go to her armpits.
by scott recor November 01, 2005
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Sidewinder

Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
by weave July 16, 2003
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When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!
by Roscoe313 March 16, 2011
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Sidewinder

The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.
1: Did you pee all over this floor?
2: Shit, it wasn't my fault. I had a really bad sidewinder.
by Loserino March 04, 2018
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a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.
Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.
by the_rhino December 01, 2003
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