Sidewinders

When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.

Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!

by Roscoe313 April 1, 2011

sidewinders

I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?

What are sidewinders

by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011

sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

by Tom September 23, 2005

sidewinders

when you lay a girl on her back and her tits go to her armpits

mimi rogers has sidewinders, her tits are so big that if you lay here down on her back her tits go to her armpits.

by scott recor November 13, 2005

Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.

Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.

by Leland Bruce February 5, 2023

Bulgarian Sidewinder

A move used to passive-aggressively walk past a group of slow walking teenage girls. If you are stuck in a hall, and a group of girls is walking slowly in a wall formation, walk faster, and squeeze through them, making your annoyance known.

Tennage girls: *walking in a wall* Omg did you see Ashlee’s shorts yesterday? I am so litterally dead. I’m screaming

Person: *Bulgarian sidewinder*

by ShospleColupis May 3, 2018

Australian Sidewinder

When you are performing the act of Doggie Style, the man "finishes" and as the women sits up, the man runs up from behind and slaps her around the face with the penis while ejaculating in her eye replicating snake's venom.

Guy 1: "So how's your girlfriends eye?"

Guy 2: "You mean after I gave her that bitchin' Australian Sidewinder!?"

by JerkinMcGurkin January 1, 2010