Term used to describe a ponytail worn by a man who has gone totally bald on top but not the sides or back of his head. Usually grown to compensate for the baldness in hopes of still appearing virile to younger women. Similar to the comb over, but less obvious.
Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.
Commonly found on guys over 40 that work in comic book stores.
by Creeping Gibs January 05, 2010
To ejaculate into a woman's navel in such a manner as to cause the ejaculate to run down either side of her stomach.
by Creeping Gibs September 08, 2009
1. Sex advice shared verbally and handed down as truth. Usually spread by virginal 14 year old boys that wish to appear more sexually savvy than they actually are. This advice is not only ridiculous, but can often be dangerous.
2. Bragging about sexual exploits while talking to other men in order to foster an image of being a sexual tyrannosaurus. It is commonly accepted as being utter bullshit by the other people listening.
2. Bragging about sexual exploits while talking to other men in order to foster an image of being a sexual tyrannosaurus. It is commonly accepted as being utter bullshit by the other people listening.
1. Dude, I heard that right after you fuck a skank bareback if you pee on your hands and scrub your dick with it, you'll totally not get herpes.
2. Jim: "Do you really buy that shit about him getting it on with her older sister and her friend?"
Marvin: "Fuck no man, that's just part of Tommy's fuck lore."
2. Jim: "Do you really buy that shit about him getting it on with her older sister and her friend?"
Marvin: "Fuck no man, that's just part of Tommy's fuck lore."
by Creeping Gibs January 14, 2011
1. A derogatory term used to describe someone that constantly loses on a pool table that requires coins to be inserted in order to rack up the balls and play another game.
2. Any NPC in an MMO game that can be easily killed and drops a substantial amount of in game money.
2. Any NPC in an MMO game that can be easily killed and drops a substantial amount of in game money.
"Oh Coin Boy? fetch us another rack."
"Dude, I gotta go pwn the Coin Boy I need some vig for my mats."
"Dude, I gotta go pwn the Coin Boy I need some vig for my mats."
by Creeping Gibs December 13, 2009
1. (noun) A particularly rigid erection that feels as though its hard as iron. This also applies to morning wood.
2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
by Creeping Gibs December 09, 2009
A case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.
Tom had Taco Bell last night, he got the battleshits so bad it sounded like the Battle of Midway in there. Kept me up all night.
by Creeping Gibs January 12, 2010
Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.
I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."
by Creeping Gibs April 26, 2009