battleshits

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'

"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"

by monty554 May 27, 2015

battleshits

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.

"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"

by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

battleshits

Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.

"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."

by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

Battleshits

A case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.

Tom had Taco Bell last night, he got the battleshits so bad it sounded like the Battle of Midway in there. Kept me up all night.

by Creeping Gibs January 12, 2010

Battleshits

A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.

As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"

by Coltoonie April 4, 2009

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018