The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.
The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."
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When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.
Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.
A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.
Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.
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A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.
The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.
A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.
She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.
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