Cranberry Bob's definitions

gyp jigger

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.

The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.

by Cranberry Bob February 12, 2020

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

courage

In certain parts of New Orleans, "courage" is synonymous for pep or energy.

I don't have any courage today; I guess I need a tonic or something.

by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020

gone Elvis

'Gone Elvis' means disappeared; out of sight.

Tom has gone Elvis on us.

by Cranberry Bob December 6, 2019

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

play the lone hand

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

crow

In naval usage, a crow is the eagle on the petty officer insignia.

I got rated and got my crow.

by Cranberry Bob December 17, 2020