Definitions by Cranberry Bob

creekbanking

In Alabama, when a couple engages in some making out on a blanket spread close by a stream, they are said to be creekbanking.

So neat! Sharon and I were creekbanking next to the Black Warrior River last night.

creekbanking by Cranberry Bob February 16, 2020

pecan

A pecan (pronounced puh-cawn) is a type of hickory nut grown in the South and in Mexico.

A pecan is never produced like pee-can. Reserve that term to refer to a can that you urinate in.

pecan by Cranberry Bob February 15, 2020

gyp jigger 

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.

The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.

gyp jigger by Cranberry Bob February 12, 2020

pile driver 

A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.

We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.

pile driver by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020

playing smacky mouth 

In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.

Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.

playing smacky mouth by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020

pony shot 

A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.

Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.

pony shot by Cranberry Bob February 2, 2020

crushed 

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

crushed by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020