play the lone hand

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

by Cranberry Bob December 04, 2019

make-out bra

A make-out bra is what you wear when you anticipate that you will permit your guy to go to second base.

Heather decided to wear her red make-out bra in anticipation of tonight's romancing.

by Cranberry Bob April 08, 2020

fuck-you vote

Well, a fuck-you vote is one cast in lieu of voting for either of the major political parties. This is so an irritated voter can avoid voting either Republican or Democratic.

In the choice between Hillary and Trump, Jack was so irritated with the choices so he wrote in the Tennessee coach Butch Jones's name instead as a fuck-you vote.

by Cranberry Bob August 05, 2020

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

gyp jigger

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.

The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.

by Cranberry Bob February 12, 2020

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019