squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

big grumby

taking a large chew of tobacco.

After landing a 52" pike on his tip up, Chuck decided to take a Big Grumby to celebrate the moment.

by Cramerica Industries January 05, 2007

Big Grumby

Taking a giant satisfying crap.

After Big Bob ate all you could eat tacos at the local bar, his stomach began to gurgle and decided he'd better take a Big Grumby

by Cramerica Industries January 05, 2007

Stuffed Taco

A woman's vagina with a penis inserted in it.

After Pat had sex with Chewy he commented how she had a great stuffed taco.

by Cramerica Industries January 05, 2007

stuffed taco

A womans vagina with a penis inserted in it

I had sex with Mary the other night and she had a great stuffed taco. I stuffed her taco

by Cramerica Industries January 04, 2007

toss in a lipper

taking a chew of snuff tobacco

After I had sex, I was having a bad craving for tobacco so I decided to toss in a lipper

by Cramerica Industries January 02, 2007

slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007