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Wealth Inequality

When a CEO earns more than 300 times in a day what many of their workers earn in a year, or when the top 0.1% owns as much as the bottom 90% of the population.
The immoral wealth inequality is proof of pure hypocrisy by billionaires and CEOs, who never fail to point out that theyโ€™ll give away most of the wealth after their last heartbeat.
by Covido August 24, 2022
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Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท

When South Koreaโ€™s initial success in mitigating infection via effective tracking and selective quarantining without having strict lockdowns later took a blow when cult church leaders lied to the authorities about their members, suspected to be potential vectors of the virus.
South Koreaโ€™s approach to containing Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has so far been mixed, with their vaccination exercise only started recently, compared to other Asian countries.
by Covido April 7, 2021
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Covid-๐Ÿ“

When Covid-19 quarantines and lockdowns stirred the hearts of tens of thousands of people worldwide to start writing letters to their long-lost friends, hoping that the one address they still have would somehow reach their recipients, as they reminisced the old good days of their friendshipโ€”when a pandemic refocuses their thoughts and priorities of what is really important in life.
Covid-19 has ironically brought about many good memories in millions of people, and one of them is to be infected with Covid-๐Ÿ“.
by Covido December 14, 2020
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A (very) short history of Covid-19 in 19 characters.
Eric plagiarized โ€œ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: (๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐Ÿฆ  ๐Ÿงช ๐Ÿงซ ๐Ÿ”ฌ) โžก๏ธ ๐ŸŒ: (๐Ÿ˜ทx + ๐Ÿ’€y)โ€ from Urban Dictionary and SMSed it to his father, who had nicknamed the coronavirus โ€œChina virus,โ€ โ€œChinese virus,โ€ and โ€œKung fluโ€ in racially charged tweets.
by Covido November 14, 2020
mugGet the ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: (๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐Ÿฆ  ๐Ÿงช ๐Ÿงซ ๐Ÿ”ฌ) โžก๏ธ ๐ŸŒ: (๐Ÿ˜ทx + ๐Ÿ’€y)mug.

Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

When India continues to break new world records in its daily rise in corona cases and deaths, with its hospitals running out of beds and medical oxygen, thanks to its inept and corrupt right-wing government, which allowed religious festivals and political rallies to be held, which became superspreader events, in the midst of the apocalyptic health situation plaguing the nation.
Just when the world thought that no head of state could match ex-President Trumpโ€™s failure in containing the pandemic crisis, Prime Minister Narendra Modi could prove everyone wrong by his serial mishandling of Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ.
by Covido May 7, 2021
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Covid-๐ŸงŸ โ™‚๏ธ

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.
Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities donโ€™t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-๐ŸงŸ โ™‚๏ธ.
by Covido November 16, 2020
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Covid-๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ

When the land of a thousand smiles of 70 million people that shares porous borders with four countries, with 4,000-plus corona cases and 60 deaths so far, is now seeing an outbreak among hundreds of its Myanmar migrants, who work at the Mahachai marketโ€”the heart of Thailand's multi-billion-dollar seafood industry.
Will Thailandโ€™s attempts to revive its hard-hit tourism industry, by easing restrictions to allow more foreigners to visit the kingdom, be put on hold again due to the latest Covid-๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ crisis?
by Covido December 21, 2020
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