Definitions by Covido
Maskformed
When millions of people worldwide have half or part of the face warped by prolonged mask-wearing since the beginning of the pandemic, and as a result are reluctant to take off their masks in public.
With millions of maskformed folks who are fearful of being stared, trillions of foul-mouthed rants (and thousands of violent acts) were avoided (and prevented) in the last two years globally.
Maskformed by Covido March 21, 2022
Red Vaccine
When some rogue communist nations require that passengers entering their borders need to be jabbed with their oft-half-baked vaccines produced by them, WHO-approved or not—for example, tourists planning to visit Beijing or Moscow are required to receive the Sinovac or Sputnik V shots.
Frequent fliers, who are reluctant to embrace vaccine cocktails, are sought-after buyers of fake red vaccine cards in the black market.
Red Vaccine by Covido March 19, 2022
Psalm 91
The spiritual vaccine or divine shield that protects believers from any fear of contracting Covid-19 and its variants, or from any phobia of experiencing severe side effects after being vaccinated against the coronavirus.
Tiger Math
When students from Asia’s four tigers (Singapore, Hong Kong, South Korea, and Taiwan) continually rank among the world’s top ten in international education assessments like the Trends in Mathematics and Science Study (TIMSS) and Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA)—it is no surprise that the high mathematical proficiency of their citizens has contributed to their countries’ high GDPs.
A common denominator of tiger math nations is their cult-like devotion to education (and tuition)—one of the strong pillars of their economic success stories.
Tiger Math by Covido March 10, 2022
Maskology
The art of predicting what kind of person someone is, or what is presently preoccupying their mind, by looking at the type of face mask they are wearing in public places.
Thanks to maskology, it’s not hard to judge the heart condition of a masker: donning a mask without covering their nose; wearing a rainbow or pink mask all the time; painting a mask on their face that deceptively looks like they’ve put on one; or sporting a green or black mask with the ISIS logo on it.
Corona Spray
The new antiviral perfume that could used as a substitute for vaccines, which offers temporary Covid protection that may last for up to nineteen hours, especially for those who don’t want to be jabbed or boosted after being infected repeatedly despite earlier vaccine shots.
In the new normal, instead of spritzing her face with cologne, Karen uses a corona spray before leaving for work.
Corona Spray by Covido March 9, 2022
Maskquerade
When you act as if you are a better-looking person than what you look like in real life by dressing smartly because your face mask conceals your facial flaws, or you pretend to be a plain Jane via a face mask to avoid or minimize any public stare by dressing sloppily.
Since the start of the pandemic, millions of women (and a few thousand men) have saved lots of money on cosmetics, because they maskquerade themselves so well on those days when they need to go back to the office.
Maskquerade by Covido March 9, 2022