Covid-🇺🇸

When the most powerful country in the world has the highest infection and mortality rates on the planet despite having the means and resources to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which only shows that inept and fake leadership was directly responsible for the millions of infections and ten of thousands of deaths nationwide—when leaders’ priority were on profits and personal interests rather than on people and principles.
Covid-🇺🇸 exposes the fake leadership of a selfish, corrupt, and inept president, who treats the number of infections and deaths as mere digits and statistics.
by Covido December 15, 2020
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Braccine

When wealthy corona patients want to bribe doctors so that they needn’t wait for weeks or months to be vaccinated—they let the doctors decide what they wish to do with their generous contribution: to keep it for themselves, or to donate it to a charity (out of guilt).
A CEO was about to donate $50,000 to the hospital for getting a braccine, but withheld the money when he’s told that he wouldn’t be getting the Pfizer/BioNTech Covid-19 or the Moderna dosage, but the Sputnik V shot instead—a proof that not all Covid-19 vaccines are treated equal.
by Covido December 19, 2020
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Mask

A psychological confidence marker that gives vaccinated or boosted people the illusion that they are fully protected from the coronavirus—a symbol of perceived social responsibility to pacify politicians that they could be counted on in containing the pandemic.
With millions of people wearing face masks of varying quality, most of which offering near-zero protection against Covid-19 and its variants, the main beneficiaries are the mask manufacturers and the distributors.
by Covido April 23, 2022
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Covid-🇸🇬

When the citizens of an island-state are more afraid of being fined, sued, jailed, or caned for airing their politically incorrect views about the authorities and the judiciary than the dangers posed by the coronavirus—in Singapore, the fear factor of libel and imprisonment is greater than the plague parameter of infection and death.
For foreigners in developing countries who admire the clean and green “fine” city, with its low crime and corruption, they can’t quite figure out why citizens and residents perceive Covid-🇸🇬 to be more dangerous than Covid-19.
by Covido November 22, 2020
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Convict-19

A prisoner who has the basic rights to be protected from the coronavirus, whose bad deeds should not be used against them to deprive them of any safety equipment or proper medical care.
Except for the hardcore or notorious inmates, to prevent the coronavirus from spreading further in crowded jails, the authorities are allowing millions of convict-19s to serve their sentences at home.
by Covido December 09, 2020
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Covid-🏴 ☠️

When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.
Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 13, 2020
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Coronaissance

A bourgeois term for the next wave of the coronavirus pandemic to sweep across a county or country.
Rogue or right-wing inept heads of state are worried how a second, third, or fourth coronaissance would impact the “frontline worriers,” who have been slaving round the clock to protect their nations against the coronavirus and its ever-deadlier variants.
by Covido June 06, 2021
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