Cortana Dragoon's definitions

Boohbah

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.

1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Half-Life

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.

We must save them before it is too late.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Muslim

A follower of the Islam religion.

Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.

by Cortana Dragoon June 11, 2006

Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon September 5, 2005