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Sephiroth

The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.
If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me
by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005
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Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).
Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly
by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005
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child

by Cortana Dragoon September 5, 2005
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final boss

The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.

Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.

Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.

Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005
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poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.
I ate some poop last night.
by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005
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Elite

A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.
I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.
by Cortana Dragoon July 20, 2008
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Nickelodeon

A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
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