Village Idiot

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).

Your village called, and their idiot is missing.

by Cortana Dragoon August 03, 2005

wasaaaaaaap

Another form of what's up.

-What's up
-Wassup
-Wuzup
-Wasaaaaaaap

Sarah: WASAAAAAAAP!!
Me: You because you are friggin' high.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

insanity

What happens to you when you play Zelda games too much.

My brother is going insane, get him to a mental house or something.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon September 05, 2005

The basic necessities of life

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair

If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon August 04, 2005