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noun: labor intensive employment in manufacturing and service industries, often defined as blue collar.
Pappy says coal mining Is a “real job” and that computers are for pansies.

Pappy is dying from the black lung, but he still has to show up at his “real job” everyday.
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by CommonCents 13 April 21, 2020

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noun: man or woman who consistently demonstrates a pattern of creepy and/or shiesty behavior, usually, characterized by passive-aggressive pursuits of narcotics and/or uninvited sexual advances towards vulnerable young girls.
The dude sleeps with 17-year old hookers, he creates fantastical lies, he creeps out his coworkers, and he’s staunchly conservative; indeed, all reasons why Matt Gaetz is a skeever.
by CommonCents 13 April 13, 2021

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Patrol officers in a police department; non-specialized cops that spend their shift rolling around in a squad car; the lowest rung of a police department’s hierarchy.
DRUG DEALER: Is that the cops over there? Should I be concerned?

ACQUAINTANCE: It’s just the rollers, so you’re cool. Those fools don’t know what’s going down.
by CommonCents 13 December 09, 2020

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