Definitions by Colin

wife 

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

wife by colin February 25, 2004

noun 

verb: all-purpose word similar to usage of "smurf" in the tv show of the same name.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stop nouning my wife!!!"

noun by colin February 23, 2004

magoo 

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

magoo by Colin February 23, 2004

Atheist 

One who has found that all of the religions known (including atheism) have no evidence and that the effort put into any other religion is not worth the minute posibility that it may save their soul.

I could spend 2 hours a week worshiping God, and if i did pick the 0.0001% chance that it was the right religion then i still cannot do all the self-contradicting things the Bible asks

Atheist by Colin February 21, 2004

bananaman 

big poofter that fiddles with him self whilst staring at chicken

there's bananaman

bananaman by colin February 6, 2004

Upper Decking 

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

Upper Decking by Colin January 26, 2004

upper decking 

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

upper decking by Colin January 22, 2004