Definitions by Christian Cruz
FCC
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss"
Here's the plain situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis
So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss"
Here's the plain situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis
So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
But seriously, the FCC are complete jerks that prevent good stuff on public television.
Swear words, body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.
Swear words, body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.
FCC by Christian Cruz February 12, 2007
Mr. Skipperdoo
An animated rabbit from an extra movie in the bonus material of The Incredibles DVD. The animated short was called "The Adventures of Mr. Incredible and Frozone". The character of Mr. Skipperdoo was a plain white rabbit sporting a thick pair of round glasses. The reason for Mr. Skipperdoo is inherently unknown.
What's that, Mr. Skipperdoo?
Mr. Skipperdoo by Christian Cruz November 30, 2006
sprite comic
A type of comic that is used widely across the internet due to it's simplicity and overall hilarious appearance. To start, a "sprite" is a pose of a character taken from an existing sheet or ripped from video games by use of ROM's and the "Print Screen" button. To rip a sprite, one uses a rom and looks for a pose they require. They press the "print screen" button and paste onto Paint, Photoshop, etc. They proceed to long work by removing the background from the sprite. The sprite is then put on a "sheet", a compilation of various sprites. Already prepared sprites are all around the internet such as spriters-resource.com. There are also "custom sprites", which are hard worked alterations of existing sprites, or "pixel by pixel" creations, which are completely hand made. The comic is made by taking a pose from the sheet and placing it on a background, taken the same way as a sprite (with more work) and adding the necessary action. Already prepared backgrounds are also found in abundance, especially at bghq.com. After the comic is made, it can be hosted anywhere it is wanted or displayed on message boards with the use of a Photobucket or Imageshack account.
sprite comic by Christian Cruz November 30, 2006
Trogdor
The gayest and dumbest excuse of an image of a dragon that ever existed. Based mainly on destruction, people actually became interested in this piece of crap. Drawn the same way worldwide, and revered in most forums and message boards. To me, though, I COULD CRAP STUFF BETTER THAN HIM IN ALL SIX SENSES*!
*the sixth being "mentality"
*the sixth being "mentality"
Trogdor by Christian Cruz November 25, 2006
Lloyd Irving
The main character of Tales of Symphonia for the Gamecube made by Namco. His weapon is/are twin blades which have a stable balanced method of attack for the game's real time, player active gameplay. His personality is logical, but only in matters of fighting. He has a kind and sympathetic outlook on others and always works for what is right living his life by the Dwarven Vows, seeing as he was adopted and raised by a dwarf named Dirk. In the span of the game, Lloyd betters the lives of many in need and saves the world from complete destruction using the force of his Mother's Cruxis Crystal, a higher form of Exsphere, called the Angelus Project.
Lloyd Irving by Christian Cruz November 24, 2006
astigmatism
An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006