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The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.
Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.
by Chris November 17, 2003

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An intensifier, with a grammatical function and usage similar to "very" or "really".

It's a contraction of "hell of", and may have originated in Alameda County, California. It was definitely in common use in Berkeley public schools as far back as 1979.
"That party was hella rad." (ca. 1981)
by Chris December 23, 2004

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Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below
If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.
by Chris November 01, 2004

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The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.
I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????
by Chris January 01, 2005

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a bud of marijuana (pot, weed, trees, etc.)
yo lets get some nugget and smoke it in a honey dutch.
by chris November 09, 2004

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Fired up, awaiting big thrill, stoked, ready to roll
I was amped for the upcoming X-Games
by chris May 14, 2003

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A word used to refer to the drug heroine.
I'm off that dog food.
by Chris February 14, 2005

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