dobber

someone who is flighty, naive, and never knows what is going on. Your average idiot with no real direction in life, who is normally the one doing stupid things when your with your friends.

dude your such a dobber

by chris January 09, 2005

Brick

A kilogran of cocaine.



"Man I have to push this ki of blow and quick, i need to get the cream."

"I got a hundred bricks, fourteen-five a piece
Enough to cop a six buy the house on the beach
Supply the peeps with jeeps, brick apiece, capiche?"

by chris November 20, 2004

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

walrus

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

by Chris February 08, 2005

Magician

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

by Chris January 30, 2005

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003

chaddy

Someone who lives in the town of Chadderton, Manchester.

I don't want to do something = sack it you Chaddy

by Chris February 22, 2005