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Cocaine
Man, I really need some blow right now!
by Chris December 15, 2002

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Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below
Hey, you see that idiot over there? Why are you acting like him? You know you're smarter than him, you imbecile.
by Chris November 01, 2004

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a person of high moral conviction who votes and thinks with his heart and conscience, and not with his wallet. A person of true valor and integrity, who refuses to allow corporate greed and corruption govern his actions.
General Wesley Clark
by Chris December 27, 2003

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1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption

2) - A dangerous game in two cars will drive directly at each other and the first to swerve out of the way is the "chicken". Also referred to when two cars are doing the same thing, only driving over a cliff or ledge.

3) - An attractive woman with thighs and breasts (like a real chicken)

4) - A scardey-cat, wuss, etc.

5) - A woman who gives lots of oral sex, in this sense it's short for "chicken-head" or "chicken-neck"
1) - Tastes like chicken...

2) - Let's play chicken

3) - This chicken was workin' her ass in the club last night

4) - Little chicken won't smoke this joint

5) - Chicken went all down on me yesterday baby!
by Chris December 27, 2003

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Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.
Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.
by Chris April 30, 2004

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a fagort or a flaming homosexual
markymark, you're a fucking fagort for putting on meka's clothes and other assorted homosexual activity
by Chris November 22, 2004

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Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.
The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.
by Chris January 19, 2003

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