To be absolutly stupid, to be worse than a blonde.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.
Also you think you said something, when...you didnt.
by Bubzie June 09, 2005
A fat teenager that makes up a lot of nonsense. Usually lives in a council house and loves traction engines. A wilko's breath normally smells like rotten garbage.
'That fat kid that loves traction engines is such a wilko'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'
'Hey, that kid's breath stinks and he lives on Queen Street, he must be a wilko!'
by JimmyJimJimJim November 25, 2005
A bad ass bitch ... that won't stop at nothing !! If she wants it ... she WILL get it.
Born winner. Is the envy of everyone. Clever ... devious and can destroy you in seconds.
Born winner. Is the envy of everyone. Clever ... devious and can destroy you in seconds.
by Anon21336 April 22, 2017
Wilko (Dirived from the name of the England Rugby star Jonny Wilkinson) Is a term used for taking a poo. This is because of the stance he takes when he is about to kick the ball, hands grasped legs slightly bent like hes forcing out a fat one.
Courgh someones layed a stonken Wilko in the bog!
Or. I'm off for a wilko, think it was that Rojan Josh!!
Or. I'm off for a wilko, think it was that Rojan Josh!!
by toplad2012 May 14, 2012
Term for a girl who is a complete, lying, cheating, devious, douche-bag who should never be trusted. Wilko's normally run in packs for immoral support and can be found throughout the world but seem to be most concentrated in Australia around the Gold Coast. Should you find yourself in the company of Wilko's rejoice but beware. You will without a doubt get laid especially if the Wilko is currently involved in a relationship but tread lightly and don't fall into their web of cuntly mind fucking. Wilko's are especially prime candidates for donkey punching, rodeo fucking and my favorite filming without consent(who am I kidding they'll consent).
Look at those moles, full Wilkos ,kick em straight in the cunt!
No way bro don't date that chick!!! She's queen of the Wilko's
No way bro don't date that chick!!! She's queen of the Wilko's
by Mole Slayer April 02, 2011
'Do you fancy going to Wilko's??'
Steve: 'Where did you get that from?'
John: 'I got it from Wilko's mate!'
Steve: 'Where did you get that from?'
John: 'I got it from Wilko's mate!'
by Weezley November 26, 2008
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