Chris's definitions

300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

by Chris March 23, 2005

Twash

Corruption of the word "Twat", meaning a womans genitals, also used as an insult. Was first used to insult a Welsh teacher, who put the "-ash" suffix on every word she could, for example "Put thash pencil down!"

In a sexual manner:

"Mark would love to lick Nina's twash, but he has a bird"

As an insult:

"Piss off you twash"

by Chris April 8, 2005

old hat

Refered to when something has been brought up, or posted on forum multiple times.

"this is such an old hat, find something original"

by Chris February 14, 2005

underdog

To push someone on a swing whilst going under them.

Dad gave Chris an underdog!

by Chris June 13, 2004

RUBBA

A useless piece of shit. Someone who of no importance.

Michelle and Meghan are so bitchy, they are rubba's.

by Chris March 6, 2005

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005

SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.

Swem gets all the bitches.

by chris October 19, 2004