Chingo Bolamongo's definitions

madwhack

Depending on context this can mean either something, or someone who is:

1) Way far out there; extremely fucked up; an idiot OR,
2) beyond greatness; supercool; the bomb; very sexy.

EXAMPLE 1
"Here comes that dumbass, Dice'n Tyson. Man, he is MADWHACK off the track!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Yo, dawg, check it out. This station's playin' some MADWHACK remix beats tonight.

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

QP

Shorthand for a quarter-pound of marijuana.
A bulk purchase quantity for a heavy smoker or
a smoker/supplier of close friends; but not a dope dealer.

(SEE: discussion of lb)

"My last QP lasted me two months."
"My last QP lasted us two weeks."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 21, 2006

I feeyabro

I feel you, brother.
Similar to: "I hear ya", "I heard dat", or
"I smell what you're cookin'"

LEO: "Man, I been broke as a joke after rent and all.
And gas a-leanin' on me, yo!"
STAN: "I FEEYABRO"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 21, 2006

Niggacadabra !!

Similar to "abra-cadabra", but pertaining to "black magic".
A keyword or operative phrase that makes it work -- like a light switch.
Look out for the boom. You might even want to duck and cover (yo' ass).
Don your stunna glasses and watch for something mysteriously magical to follow.

Also used as ejaculative exclamation meaning, "lo and behold", "check it out", disappear, bitch! or "it's my birthday". Sometimes accompanied by two snaps of the finger, swinging the hand high left, then right (or any other alternative fancy gesture).

LEON: "So I's walkin' down discreet, and NIGGACADABRA !! A whole book of gift coupons for Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes."

TONY: " I was laying on my bunk reading the Bible, when my celly, Tyrone blurted out, 'NIGGACADABRA !!'. Hellz! Next thing I know I'm bent over, face down and penetrated. Aarrghhhh!! Help me, Momba!"

Li'L PEEPS: "Momma, I want "NIGGACADABRA !!" (breakfast cereal for strong magicians)."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 21, 2006

black magic

Once you go black,
you never go back;
Hidden dark mysteries of ultimate sex / sensuality.

"C'mon over hea baby, lemme give my sugar mama some BLACK MAGIC."
"Ohhh, yeeeeeeaaahhh."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

99c Store

SEE: 99 cent store.

LEE: "I buyz alda my bling at the 99c STORE."
DEE: "You are madwhack; and your bling is blang!"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

sex

Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.

SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006