Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper's definitions

Atlanta Thrashers

A bad-ass hockey team

The Atlanta Thrashers are the best

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper November 23, 2018

Jewproved

When your dark Jewish joke was approved by a Jewish person, therefore eliminating all controversy.

Tyler: Hey, Oliver, can I say a Jew joke?
Oliver: Let me hear it first.
Tyler: Jew joke
Oliver: No worries buddy, you’re jewproved.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper November 23, 2022

Plutoed

When your partner suddenly becomes lesbian for the 2nd-3rd time in a row.

“Damn, Aaron. I got plutoed again.”

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper December 13, 2021

SpongeBot

Mother of three Elmo’s, also married a cat but it’s not weird if you know the context.

Really, this definition of Spongebot is not weird

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper March 23, 2022

Kelpy G

An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.

Kelpy G has a small cock.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper January 30, 2022

WoofWoofGam3r

A person who constantly brags about their penis, but in reality, they have a really small one.

God, WoofWoofGam3r is talking again. Tell him to shut up about GTA.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper October 27, 2021

Jasbre

Everyone's favorite black duck.

"HHEINZ!!!!!!!" - Jasbre, 2019.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper June 3, 2021