Charlie's definitions

porch monkey

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

by charlie December 9, 2003

twinkee

An asian pretendind to be white

Harold your such a twinkee

by Charlie March 1, 2005

tapeworm

alias of an infamous underground hacker. author of the 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k.

i think i saw tapeworm at the cyber cafe.

by charlie February 20, 2005

Ciderpunk

UK crusty/punks who drink strong cider - esp White Lightning, Strongbow Super because it's cheaper than lager. Typically more political though no less pissed than brew crew. cf. Chaos UK's Cider me up landlord for ciderpunk music.

ciderpunx not dead :-)

by charlie April 23, 2004

curby

a curby, when some one gets their ass kick and told to put their mouth/ head on a curb while they have they head kicked into it. usualy by a skinhead.

"the skinheads found out he was a bonhead" dude< lets kick the sh*t outta him and curb 'em

by charlie December 2, 2004

word association

An extreemly amusing game to play, where one person starts with a word and another replies to the word with another word that is related to it, either by sound or literal terms.

Great fun when stoned or drunk

oh my god... now is the time to play word association!

by Charlie May 23, 2006

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 7, 2004