by charlie February 28, 2004
The most popular contemporary composer of the current times. You wrote the Theme for Jaws, which is a rip off of Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 in E minor. He wrote many other works for movies that are quite good, but nothing that stands out by itself, except Fiddler on the Roof and Schindler's List, which are known primarily by violinists.
John Williams are cool.
by Charlie March 24, 2005
A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.
She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.
by Charlie March 24, 2005
A blue man, possibly of African American descent. Runs a concession stand, one of two operating businesses in Freetown, USA. A wiley, cunning man, who can fix any problem, any time, anywhere, with anything. Unusually intelligent for a cartoon, even by human standards.
Well, first I tried duct-taping The Cheat to the VCR, but he wasn't too into that idea. Then I tried duct-taping a clock to it. That seems to work.
by Charlie June 27, 2003
A gang of girls in New jersey that are way hot! They are friends with the bloods and the KKK. they are often found in ny mainly at bubba gumps. One of the most dangourous gangs yet. Aka vx
by Charlie February 28, 2005
Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).
I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.
by Charlie March 26, 2005