flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

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rash

to tell off, call out, or otherwise put-down/assualt verbally

best watch your mouth, 'for i gotta rash you

by charlie January 21, 2005

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nodeal

When someone does something that completely shuts down another

Man, that guy said NoDeal when he hit him in the face

by charlie December 02, 2003

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Québec

A province of Canada (which is not part of USA, you dumb fuck heads) in which French is the number one language. Inhabitants (Québécois) love hockey just like other canadians. Their ancestors were French from France, but they we're conquered in 1759 by England because France army sucked ass. People from Quebec are kinda patriotic and that's why they want to show who they are to the rest of Canada.

1. I went to Quebec and I had to buy a French-English berlitz because everything is in french over there.

2. Quebec is damn cool; parties everywhere!

3. Quebec's chicks are damn hot.

by Charlie October 08, 2004

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Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

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