Charlie's definitions
by Charlie January 12, 2005

by Charlie January 22, 2004

A person who thinks that they are a hippie although the sixties are way over and gone. They listen strictly to jam bands; dress and act the part, but drive a nice SUV and throw all expenses on Dad's credit card; takes lots of drugs because it us cool.
by charlie September 25, 2003

1) J. mansussed Charlie who's head was burried in a crack whore's titties.
2) J. mansussed Simon while he spanked the crack whore repeatedly.
2) J. mansussed Simon while he spanked the crack whore repeatedly.
by Charlie July 8, 2003

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!
"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"
by Charlie February 20, 2004

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.
This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.
This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.
From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.
by Charlie June 11, 2004
