Cappy1's definitions

Four Inches

1) Length of a very small penis.

2) Average penis size of a 12 year old boy.

I heard Suzie bought a vibrator because her boyfriend only has four inches down there.

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

teen cream

Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.

When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Nut rag

Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).

I couldn't find my nut rag under my bed so I had to walk to the bathroom with jizz all over myself.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Frenulum

1) A small frenum.

2) Small thin piece of flesh that connects an area of skin to a mucous membrane (ie: underneath the tounge; between the lips and gums; between the penile foreskin and shaft)

3) Small sensitive piece of skin located underneath the glans of the penis that connects the foreskin to the the shaft (often removed during circumcision).

4) Sexually erogenous zone on the bottom of the penis.

You should never get your frenulum pierced!

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Worst Movies of all Time

Battlefield Earth (John Travolta)
Gigli (Bennifer)
Waterworld (Kevin Costner)
The Island Of Doctor Mauro (Val Kilmer)
The Beach (Leo DiCaprio)
Glitter (Mariah Carey)
Dude, Where's My Car (Ashton Kutcher)
The Pest (John Leguizamo)

Also any movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme (except Timecop)

by Cappy1 June 27, 2004

Hood

a) Urban area of a city usually populated by mostly black folks. (aka: ghetto).

b) Prepuce of the penis or clitoris. (aka: Foreskin)

a) I ain't afraid of these niggaz, I grew up in the hood dawg!

b) I usually pull my hood back before I take a piss.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004