Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.
"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"
"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."
1) Length of the average size penis.
2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.
My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!
1) Lenght of an above average penis.
2) Size penis that someone who has a really small penis will claim to have.
"Didn't ---- tell everyone that he was hung with seven inches?" "Yeah, but the two girls he slept with said he had a baby dick!"
Two drops of jizz from a pubescent boys cock.
When I was 13 I finally got some teen cream.
Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.
*Note: He's a teenager now!
Spencer Elden doesn't remember posing nude for his Nevermind shoot.
1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.
2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.
When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.
