Cappy1's definitions

Worst Movies of all Time

Battlefield Earth (John Travolta)
Gigli (Bennifer)
Waterworld (Kevin Costner)
The Island Of Doctor Mauro (Val Kilmer)
The Beach (Leo DiCaprio)
Glitter (Mariah Carey)
Dude, Where's My Car (Ashton Kutcher)
The Pest (John Leguizamo)

Also any movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme (except Timecop)

by Cappy1 June 27, 2004

Four Inches

1) Length of a very small penis.

2) Average penis size of a 12 year old boy.

I heard Suzie bought a vibrator because her boyfriend only has four inches down there.

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Six Inches

1) Length of the average size penis.

2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.

My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Seven Inches

1) Lenght of an above average penis.

2) Size penis that someone who has a really small penis will claim to have.

"Didn't ---- tell everyone that he was hung with seven inches?" "Yeah, but the two girls he slept with said he had a baby dick!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Eight Inches

1) Size of a large penis.

2) Size penis that most porn stars have give or take a few centimeters.

"Dude, I made her gag on eight inches last night!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

MAC machine

1. MAC is an Acronym for Money Access Center. The machine is redundant as it is in ATM machine.

2. Common term for ATM used in northeastern states and metropolitan areas.

Hey man I need to make a stop at the MAC machine before we hit up this strip club.

by Cappy1 June 15, 2004