Cappy1's definitions

Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004

Six Inches

1) Length of the average size penis.

2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.

My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Spencer Elden

Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.

*Note: He's a teenager now!

Spencer Elden doesn't remember posing nude for his Nevermind shoot.

by Cappy1 October 11, 2005

Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

Waking up the rocket

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.

"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"

by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

guche

Area inbetween a man's scrotal sack and anus.

Your guche is probably the most sweaty part of the body.

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005