Cappy1's definitions

floppy cock

1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.

2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.

When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.

by Cappy1 May 8, 2005

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

intact

A penis which has not been circumcised.

When our baby boy was born we decided to leave his penis intact.

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

Six Inches

1) Length of the average size penis.

2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.

My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Spencer Elden

Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.

*Note: He's a teenager now!

Spencer Elden doesn't remember posing nude for his Nevermind shoot.

by Cappy1 October 11, 2005

MAC machine

1. MAC is an Acronym for Money Access Center. The machine is redundant as it is in ATM machine.

2. Common term for ATM used in northeastern states and metropolitan areas.

Hey man I need to make a stop at the MAC machine before we hit up this strip club.

by Cappy1 June 15, 2004