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Side

A homosexual male who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).
Gay man 1: So, are you a top or a bottom?
Gay man 2: Actually, I’m just a side.
by Cappy1 October 8, 2018
mugGet the Sidemug.

floppy cock

1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.

2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.
When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.
by Cappy1 May 8, 2005
mugGet the floppy cockmug.

foreskin

I'm so glad I still have my foreskin!
by Cappy1 June 11, 2004
mugGet the foreskinmug.

intact

A penis which has not been circumcised.
When our baby boy was born we decided to leave his penis intact.
by Cappy1 June 8, 2004
mugGet the intactmug.

N*sync

One of the most successful boy bands in the late 1990's and into the early 2000's. Loved by millions of teenage girls because they sing dance/pop music but hated on by millions of guys because if you're a male and you don't hate boy bands then everyone thinks your gay. N*Sync being the most successful boy band means that the average heterosexual white male should hate them. Mostly white guys hate N*Sync because they dance well, sing black music well and appeal to so many girls. Another reason for the hate is the fact that although at least 4 members of the group can play instruments, they generally don't during their song production, preferring to dance instead. They also co-write many of their songs but it's not respected becasue it's still only pop music. N*Sync began to appeal to the urban market late in their career by collaberating with rap stars and releasing more R&B influenced music.

Though they were highly overrated and initially came off as a manufactured marketing tool for the pop music industry, the group was actually quite talented. Although JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake were the only members of the group who could really sing, as a whole they were known for there elaborate dance coreography, harmonizing and since of humor. Part of their success as a boy band was that they recognized themselves as a boy band and didn't take themselves too seriously. Upon realizing that the popularity of generic pop music and boy bands in general was dying off by the 2000's (at least in the US) Justin Timberlake (the most talented all around member of the group) broke out of the group and went solo coming out with his own successful album. Timberlake sold out his bandmates and made a R&B type album and guest performing with rap groups.
Girl: I Love N*Sync
Boy 1: N*Sync is a bunch of fags
Boy 2: I kind of like N*Sync
Boy 1: You're gay!
by Cappy1 September 27, 2005
mugGet the N*syncmug.

Nut Bust

Semen left over after a guys has busted a nut.
Whats all that white stuff on your sheets, that shit looks like nut bust.
by Cappy1 June 11, 2004
mugGet the Nut Bustmug.

Waking up the rocket

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.
"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"
by Cappy1 November 11, 2016
mugGet the Waking up the rocketmug.

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