beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

Six Inches

1) Length of the average size penis.

2) 80% of the worlds men's penis length give or take a cenimeter or two.

My name is Joe Average and I've got six inches in front of me!

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Worst Movies of all Time

Battlefield Earth (John Travolta)
Gigli (Bennifer)
Waterworld (Kevin Costner)
The Island Of Doctor Mauro (Val Kilmer)
The Beach (Leo DiCaprio)
Glitter (Mariah Carey)
Dude, Where's My Car (Ashton Kutcher)
The Pest (John Leguizamo)

Also any movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme (except Timecop)

by Cappy1 June 27, 2004

Hood

a) Urban area of a city usually populated by mostly black folks. (aka: ghetto).

b) Prepuce of the penis or clitoris. (aka: Foreskin)

a) I ain't afraid of these niggaz, I grew up in the hood dawg!

b) I usually pull my hood back before I take a piss.

by Cappy1 June 08, 2004

saggy sisters

The nut sack.

Your balls...because there are two of them and they sag!

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

Spencer Elden

Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.

*Note: He's a teenager now!

Spencer Elden doesn't remember posing nude for his Nevermind shoot.

by Cappy1 October 11, 2005