The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
crept
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
Tony: Bro you heard that Santos Boys got Crept!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
by CannabisKings April 10, 2019
Black Hen
/blackhɛn/
When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.
In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
/blackhɛn/
When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.
In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.
Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.
Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.
Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.
Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!
Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!
by CannabisKings March 29, 2019
Farmabist
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!
Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.
Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?
Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
Noun
kidfluence (uncountable)
(marketing) The influence that children exert, both directly and indirectly, on the consumer decisions made by their parents.
kidfluence (uncountable)
(marketing) The influence that children exert, both directly and indirectly, on the consumer decisions made by their parents.
Game makers found they didn't have to appeal to parents as buyers as they could activate the pressure of "kidfluence."
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
A CBD tincture is a dietary supplement that comes in liquid form and has a very potent cannabidiol content. Tinctures are created by steeping CBD-rich hemp flowers in high-proof grain alcohol, then cooking over low heat for multiple hours.
Gran: My Back Pain is getting worse each day......
Rebecca: Take a few drop from this CBD Tincture and your soul will be cured!!!
Rebecca: Take a few drop from this CBD Tincture and your soul will be cured!!!
by CannabisKings April 03, 2019