Definitions by CannabisKings
Chundertwat
A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Chundertwat by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
痲 by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Brandy Grindzz
The classiest of all stoner chicks! A Brandy Grindzz is a pot smokers dream, both unique in style, charisma and rolls blunts like a true legend. All the other girls want to be a Brandy Grindzz and all the boys want to marry a Brandy Grindzz (including the fathers). She is always happy, smiling and smoking bud! Always positive, empowering and chilling out...
Brandon: Dam there go's another Brandy Grindzz.
Peter: If only I could find myself a Brandy Grindzz, my dream, my life, my love.
Brandon: You sentimental git!, but yeah we all need a Brandy Grindzz
Peter: If only I could find myself a Brandy Grindzz, my dream, my life, my love.
Brandon: You sentimental git!, but yeah we all need a Brandy Grindzz
Brandy Grindzz by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Viagratarian
Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
Viagratarian by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Ryan Cowell
A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Ryan Cowell by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Budstrate
Budstrate
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
Aaron: Dude my cannabis plants don't seem to be growing fast enough.
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
Budstrate by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
Pharmabist
Pharmabist
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
Pharmabist by CannabisKings March 27, 2019