road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

death penalty

The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.

Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

low rider

Transportation for stupid people who wish to telegraph their low IQs to the world.

Pablo and Juan cruised North Main in a low rider.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

whine

The favorite passtime of the liberal, the yuppie, the soccer mom, and the Jewish American Princess. To complain incessantly.

Senaturd Clinton likes to whine that taxes are not high enough.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.

Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006