mooch

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.
Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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You Rass

A expression of derision or disbelief.

Compare to your ass.
Hominy, you rass! We ain't eatin' hominy fo' lunch again.

The Giants will win the Series this year!??? You rass!!
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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your ass

Your ass better eat some breakfast if we're going to go on that ride.
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Ziggy the Narc

The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

Also called Pierre le Toque.

Used by some hippies to make their friends paranoid.
You know why they put Ziggy the Narc's picture on these papers? To keep an eye on you hippies.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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vulgar

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also shallow, annoying, and arrogant.
Baylor is a vulgar soccer mom who talks loudly about her success in public.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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bum

1. A person who, by his own choice, is unemployed and homeless, and who lives on the fringes of society so he can beg instead of work.

2. Somebody's backside. A keister.
Bernie the Bum begs for money to buy a can of cat food and a bottle of muscatel.


Bumkicker Slade (that's me) has a noble mission to kick the bum of everyone who wants something for nothing, or who wants to take something from someone, or who wants to intimidate or terrorize someone. That includes bums, liberals, tax collectors, and Pachuco boys.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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televangelist

1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.

2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
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