Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.

There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.

sail cat by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Jeez Orz 

An exclamation uttered by a rural American person. Simiar to saying "Holy Cow!" or "Oy Gevalt!"

"Jeez Orz, Slim, will you look at the traces on that mule!"

Jeez Orz by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

goon squad 

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

goon squad by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart-knocker 

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

fart-knocker by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

lunger 

A thick wad of spittle dredged up from the bottom and expectorated in a public place.

Simon hacked a lunger in front of Miss Janelle's Dance Studio.

lunger by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

mule 

The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.

I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.

mule by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

scrounge 

To obtain something by means of clever and resourceful investigation and surreptitious action. The careful and prudent scrounger never reveals his sources, or whether the scrounged object was stolen or merely liberated from its surroundings.

A scrounger is an important and valued person in prison camps, jails, and college dormatories.

The Captain sent Sergeant Bates out to scrounge for a camera and some film.

scrounge by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005