Bud E Love's definitions

wacko

1. crazy person
2. someone whacked on drugs
3. a stupid act

When Regan was president, he let all the wackos out on the street with no assistance.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

man flute

1. a penis, baldy the one eyed champ, one eye heat seeking moisutre missile, knob, wang or dork.

I like it when my lady plays my man flute, it only has one note though...

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

evolution of man

1. a poo or epic proportions; very long and typically unbroken poo that starts in the drain and works its way up to the edge of the water in the toilet.
2. poo that looks like it is crawling its way out

I laid a piece of pipe that looked like the evolution of man!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

homersexual

1. Simpsons version on the term homosexual.

D'oh, you mean Mo's a homersexual and likes Bart!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

dirt riding

1. anal sex
2. see mud riding

That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003