Bud E Love's definitions

little i

1. impotent, unable to acheive erection

When you get old, you'll have the little i staring at you, limp dick.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

rat fink

1. the combination of two terms used to describe the underhandedness of some one to stress what a low down sneak they are.

Matt is a rat fink, he told the teacher I snuck another cupcake.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

dirt riding

1. anal sex
2. see mud riding

That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Stimpy

1. a very bad cat
2. see Ren
3. stupid, balloted sack of protoplasm

"Stimpy, you fool, you could have gotten us killed you eeeidiot!"

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

piece of ass

1. a hot woman, dressed in a sexy manner
2. hot chick who is ready for sex

Mmm mmm mmm, look at that sweet piece of ass over there. Like to suck on her teats.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003