Brotogé's definitions
by Brotogé September 7, 2016
Get the drew barrymoremug. A natural brofessional, the brotogé displays tremendous early promise in golf and shotgunning beers. His chill to pull ratio has always been strong and he will definitely sleep with your mother one day. Just accept it.
by Brotogé September 7, 2016
Get the Brotogémug. One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.
Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
Get the Sarah Jessica Parkermug. by Brotogé September 15, 2016
Get the Flacketmug. The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
Get the Nicholas Cagemug. The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.
Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
Get the Adam Westmug. The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.
Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."
by Brotogé September 7, 2016
Get the Twoicide Squadmug.