Brotogé's definitions

Nicholas Cage

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Adam West

The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.

Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Twoicide Squad

The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.

Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

drew barrymore

A phrase that typically follows the words "What ever happened to..."

What ever happened to Drew Barrymore?

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Brotogé

A natural brofessional, the brotogé displays tremendous early promise in golf and shotgunning beers. His chill to pull ratio has always been strong and he will definitely sleep with your mother one day. Just accept it.

Nothing makes a MILF's panties drop faster than a Brotogé driving up to the bar in his Mustang.

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

german kissing

An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.

Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016