Brotogé's definitions

Twoicide Squad

The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.

Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Game of Cones

An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.

Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Brotogé

A natural brofessional, the brotogé displays tremendous early promise in golf and shotgunning beers. His chill to pull ratio has always been strong and he will definitely sleep with your mother one day. Just accept it.

Nothing makes a MILF's panties drop faster than a Brotogé driving up to the bar in his Mustang.

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

drew barrymore

A phrase that typically follows the words "What ever happened to..."

What ever happened to Drew Barrymore?

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Birthday Tux

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.

Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

german kissing

An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.

Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016