Brotogé's definitions

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

german kissing

An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.

Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Cinderella

A Disney film about a girl who suffers through years of domestic abuse and psychological torment until an old lady gives her shiny clothes to wear to a dance so she can spend a few minutes dancing with the richest guy at the party.

Cinderella sends a lot of weird messages to kids.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Adam West

The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.

Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Big Steve

The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.

That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Nicholas Cage

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016