Definitions by Brotogé

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

Flacket by Brotogé September 15, 2016

german kissing 

An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.

Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.

german kissing by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Consent 

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

Consent by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Adam West 

The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.

Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."

Adam West by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Big Steve 

The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.

That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.

Big Steve by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Nicholas Cage 

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

Nicholas Cage by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker 

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

Sarah Jessica Parker by Brotogé September 15, 2016