Brotogé's definitions

Nicholas Cage

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

drew barrymore

A phrase that typically follows the words "What ever happened to..."

What ever happened to Drew Barrymore?

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Flacket

A flannel jacket.

Flackets are a sign that society is imploding.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Twoicide Squad

The highly anticipated inevitable sequel to a disappointing two hour pop music video featuring Will Smith and the eyebrow model. Twoicide Squad is slated for a 2021 release date.

Joseph: "Hey are you excited for Twoicide Squad?"
Hannah Marie: "I don't know. The first one was a little weak and the second won't come out for at least four years. I'm conflicted."

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Adam West

The greatest Batman there ever was or ever will be. Adam West's performance as the Caped Crusader is undeniably the most unique interpretation of the character ever to hit the screen.

Loser: "Christian Bale was definitely the best Batman ever."
Everyone else: "Maybe in a world without Adam West."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Consent

Something that's supposed to be mandatory that more and more judges seem to not care about.

Be safe and always get consent.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016