AOL instant messanger slang.
How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.
Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor
How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.
Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor
by Brian H January 24, 2005
When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:
1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.
1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.
Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.
by Brian H October 31, 2005
When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
by Brian H January 28, 2008
Emo music attempting to be "hard". It usually involves a band that tries to sing about their feelings, but usually, because they aren't very talented at singing, they attempt to scream their feelings. Lyrics to the words are unintelligable, and singing along usually causes one to lose their voice.
Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
You know, if the vocals of that emo screamo band didn't suck so much, they might actually be listenable. It's a shame because those guitars aren't too shabby.
emosexuals love emo screamo music
emosexuals love emo screamo music
by Brian H October 12, 2005
To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard
by Brian H November 06, 2004
describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.
Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.
this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.
this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"
"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"
"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"
"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
by brian h March 30, 2005
by Brian H April 17, 2006