Brian H's definitions

BooN

The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.

You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!

Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73

by Brian H July 27, 2005

Philkin

The act of getting a blumpkin, whilst watching Lord of the Rings, and eating a sandwich. The three best things on earth.

yeah, my buddy with the mullet, he finally talked that bitch into giving him a Philkin, what a lucky bastard, I would pay for that shit.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004

california style

A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh

holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!

by Brian H October 13, 2005

mulie

Slang word for a chick that prefers anal to traditional vaginal sex. These girls tend to be a little more sexually promiscuous than the average woman. (prounounced mule - ee)

When I looked under the table and noticed that Jill didn't have any panties on, I knew then and there that she was a total Mulie and I was gonna get lucky tonight.

by Brian H October 19, 2005

goldstein

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.

Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.

by Brian H September 6, 2005

Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi

by Brian H October 26, 2005