41 definitions by Brian H
When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:
1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.
1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.
Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.
by Brian H October 31, 2005
Slang word for a chick that prefers anal to traditional vaginal sex. These girls tend to be a little more sexually promiscuous than the average woman. (prounounced mule - ee)
When I looked under the table and noticed that Jill didn't have any panties on, I knew then and there that she was a total Mulie and I was gonna get lucky tonight.
by Brian H October 20, 2005
Very rare, but it occurs when you are nailing a chick in the ass so hard that your dick tears through the lining of her ass, bursts into her uterus, and you mistakingly impregnate her.
Shit, I was trying to be safe last week with nina by going anal, but I accidental rectegnated her. Rectegnation blows, I'm so screwed.
by Brian H September 13, 2005
(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
A guy who is so fuckin good at sex, that he only needs three things, a condom, a nose plug, and earplugs. Mainly because he hates the stench of burning rubber and the sound of screaming bitches.
Holy shit, that guy is so Riggs!
Wow, that guy howns everyone, he is so Riggs, all the bitches want him.
Wow, that guy howns everyone, he is so Riggs, all the bitches want him.
by Brian H November 6, 2004
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
by Brian H September 13, 2005
(Verb)
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.
I'm gonna hown the hell out of you in Halo!
Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight
Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight
by Brian H November 1, 2004