Brian's definitions

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004

bodag

A nasty shit ball that attaches to ass hair short for bodaggets Seedingleberry dingle berry

Clams make pearls, My ass makes bodags.

by brian January 10, 2005

bootlips

A racist term for an african american. Describes their large lips.

"Man, check out the bootlips stealing that bike."

by Brian February 12, 2005

Memory Lane

A path one takes when moving to a town with no lights. (See mini village)

Lets take a trip down memory lane i was 5 moved to a town with no lights it was like a mini village. (see mini village)

by Brian May 23, 2003

no0b

Another way to say "n00b" or "newb" Meaning a newbie, new to everything, or something in paticular.

You're such a fucking no0b.

by Brian October 14, 2003

Zonis

Shit bag, dipshit, piece of crap

You're such a Zonis asshole

by Brian April 11, 2005

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003