Brian's definitions

-.-;;

Tired or annoyed face.

"Whoa! I have a dick? Awesome!"
"-.-;;"

by Brian November 27, 2003

Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

by brian January 10, 2005

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

I'm game

Offering yourself up as bait towards crazy Russians. Often done best in the Alaskan Wilderness or on a tropical Island with a Cossack butler.

You want to hunt the most dangerous animal of them all. Well, I'm game.

by Brian April 24, 2004

up out

To leave without remorse

After the incident, I was off and up out.

by Brian April 17, 2003