Brian's definitions

anyjuan

Slang term for anyone related to the hispanic cheap ass whiney bastards.

Anyjuan know where my tacos are?

by Brian October 18, 2004

tarf

A fart which can make you vomit within 10 seconds of excretion.

The tarf is very strong, is it not brian?

by Brian November 21, 2004

road kibble

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.

Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.

by brian June 29, 2004

owns

A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

by Brian October 11, 2003

v-tag

Verification Tag for pets or
ID Tag (Identification Tag) for pets
Made like a state drivers license
for any pet, any state.

Your dogg's sportin' a dope ass V-TAG!
Your dogg's wearing a cool V-TAG!
Your dogg's V-TAG is Blingin'!!

by Brian December 30, 2003

slut

The girl I met last night at a bar who gave me head in the parking lot.

Keep sucking it you little slut

by Brian May 13, 2005

diesel

1. Something of extraordinary importance, size or significance. 2. For sure; like money in the bank.

1. That Patriots touchdwon in OT against the Dolphins was diesel, man.

2. Getting an A in Biology was diesel because even shit-for-brains was passing.

by Brian October 20, 2003