Brian's definitions

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

biff load

cum, spooge, man juice.

brian loves to take a biff load on his face.

by brian May 17, 2003

up out

To leave without remorse

After the incident, I was off and up out.

by Brian April 17, 2003

Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

by brian January 10, 2005

I'm game

Offering yourself up as bait towards crazy Russians. Often done best in the Alaskan Wilderness or on a tropical Island with a Cossack butler.

You want to hunt the most dangerous animal of them all. Well, I'm game.

by Brian April 24, 2004

bojangle

one who is very brown, such as a negro

that kid was very bojangles!

by Brian October 31, 2004

christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian February 22, 2007