Brian's definitions

nub

slight variation to the l337 word n00b

you nubsauce.

by brian January 20, 2004

Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.

JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!

by brian May 13, 2003

wokka wokka

Used to describe the sound of somebody being rammed from behind. Often used when somebody makes a reference to somebody "being on the jock" of a rapper.

wokka wokka jump off Eminem's dick saltine

by Brian August 8, 2004

return (noun)

The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).

In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.

by Brian January 23, 2004

Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.

After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.

by Brian February 1, 2005

f2

Tornado that is rated: (strong) with winds from 113-157 mph, causing: CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE: Roofs blown off homes leaving strong walls standing. Sheds and other outbuildings demolished, unanchored mobile homes overturned, block structure walls collapsed, roofs peeled back. Small wood missiles observed.

f2! Exciting day, big enough to chase

by Brian February 28, 2004

hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.

I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.

by brian July 21, 2008