Brian's definitions

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

Epee

1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).

"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

golden bags

a treat found on the 9 tastes menu. sounds sexual in nature....but really isnt. its like a crab rangoon with vegetables and shit instead of crab and jizz

What would you like? Id like your special golden bags....all up in me.

by Brian April 22, 2005

Kids

Another word for a friends.
Always used in the plural.

You enter a room with more than 1 of your friends:
"Hey kids."

by Brian July 13, 2004

gwardo

Slang term for cigarette, or "to smoke"

"Pass me a gwardo."

"Let's go gwardo on the porch."

by brian October 17, 2003

w00tiz

This is a way to express a happiness, or a excited way to say, hell yeah!

w00tiz, I just scored some fucking drugs

by Brian October 15, 2003

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by brian October 28, 2003