Brian's definitions

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

Bronco

when you're doin it doggystyle reach around, grab the girls tits and yell some other girls name. it'll feel like ur on a bronco when she tries to get you off.

self-explanatory.. if you dont get it, go kill yourself



hahahaha

by brian December 22, 2003

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

Quake

Game produced by ID Software. Has fast-paced, mindless, frag-fest action.
Quake players (See "Quake Monkey") often spread to team-based games like Battlefield 1942 and ruin it with their score-whoring.

"Quake is home to abunch of n00bs."

by Brian September 10, 2003

H.I.T. positive

undesireable to look at.

"that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive

by Brian April 16, 2006