motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 07, 2005

stretch

The gain of money or drugs used for the bettering of ones life.

"...cuz I accumulated enough stretch just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome..."
Country Grammar - Nelly

by Brian August 14, 2003

Epee

1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).

"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"

by Brian November 03, 2004

Jayhawk

I was at that game man, GO KU! The Kansas Mascot.

Rock Chawk JAYHAWK go KU

by Brian June 26, 2003

big guns

Large Breasts on a female, Not used for male breasts manboobs

Jesus! Those are some Big Guns!

by Brian June 03, 2005

ub3r

An expression commonly used by a 1337 h4x0r whom thinks they're text is cool, when in reality... it allows this person(s) to look like a complete dumbass!

w00t, i r ub3r 1337! (woot, i r uber leet)

by Brian March 02, 2004

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003