Brian's definitions

Batwings

When the mans scrotum is hot and sweaty and stuck together to the his ass or thigh.

After running a race. "I have major batwings"

by Brian January 20, 2009

dorkess

n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.

Sing is a Dorkess.

by Brian November 6, 2003

Sexify

1. The Act of getting Sexy.
2. The process of getting ready to impress the ladies.

"I will be right back, I have to go sexify myself for this evening."

by Brian March 28, 2005

photoshop

1. A very expensive program made by adobe that can create or modify images, and comes with an animation program called imageready
2. a word used by computer illiterate people describing when ever someone modifys an image

1. Yo I just downloaded Adobe Photoshop 7 from KaZaA, its so sweet
2. I'm a retard who stumbled onto a picture of a dead black guy with hitler's face and so I'm gonna tell people about how someone photoshoped it

by Brian November 23, 2003

kma

Kiss my ass

kma you asshole!

by Brian October 6, 2002

beef curtians

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".

"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."

by brian March 14, 2004

burrow

To take a loan from someone. Originated by the habit of digging deep in your pockets to take out money.

My I burrow five dollars?

by Brian February 19, 2005