Brian's definitions
gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.
by brian July 21, 2008

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.
by brian February 7, 2005

Getting so mad that you beat the shit out of someone.
The act of beating the shit out of someone unmercifully
The act of beating the shit out of someone unmercifully
by Brian October 13, 2004

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object
1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."
by Brian September 2, 2004

Bapudi is the crystallized consciousness of Hegelian Mind, embodied through the creative excretions of an underground collective with operatives all over the United States. Privately funded, Bapudi represents one of the last schools of independent thought and action not yet assimilated into True Being. Inchoate and ever-flowing, Bapudi will knock your boots off.
Bapudi.com is the official homepage to Bapudi activities, gatherings, and happenings this side of the Peiking Delta.
by Brian December 11, 2003

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.
by Brian June 17, 2005
