Brian's definitions

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004

v-tag

Verification Tag for pets or
ID Tag (Identification Tag) for pets
Made like a state drivers license
for any pet, any state.

Your dogg's sportin' a dope ass V-TAG!
Your dogg's wearing a cool V-TAG!
Your dogg's V-TAG is Blingin'!!

by Brian December 30, 2003

nubsauce

1. a term used by computer obsesed losers to define a computer obsesed loser who sucks at being a computer obsessed loser. Originated from l337 n00b, then nub, then nubsauce.

2. A verb meaning to ejaculate.

1. You stupid nubsauce, you suck as CS.

2. I nubsauced in your face.

by Brian December 2, 2004

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

squopher

This word orgianted because once a squirrle and a gopher cross-breaded making a squopher. THe offspring of this cross-breading had half the body of a squirrle and half the body of a gopher, and its penis's were combined to. So it had half a squirrle penis and half a gopher penis. It also has twice the magical power

wow look at the SQuoPHEr

by brian February 3, 2005

vigilante

Individual who decides to take the law into his or her own hands. Usually due to incompetence by autority or individuals who can't deal with the issue.

A vigilante decided to kill the leaders of two dangerous gangs so the neighborhood is safer for children.

by Brian April 13, 2005

jiggetycrap

Used to sound like an old man mocking new stuff, especially new technology.

That confangled new iTunes uses some weird format, it's all jiggetycrap.

by Brian March 16, 2004