Brian's definitions

hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.

I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.

by brian July 21, 2008

egg time

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.

Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.

by brian February 7, 2005

Reidsy

Getting so mad that you beat the shit out of someone.

The act of beating the shit out of someone unmercifully

Don't mess with me bitch or I'll go Reidsy on you

by Brian October 13, 2004

hurtbag

1. a person who is heavily under the influence of drugs of alcohol. 2. a dirty, poor, or otherwise unsavoury person. 3. the prefix "hurt" can also be attached to other words to describe a state of disrepair, or stress the crapocity of said object

1: "Adam smoked so much pot tonight. He is such a 14 year-old asian hurtbag." 2: "oh man, that homeless man is a hurtbag." 3: "Shit, that Honda Civic is such a hurt-mobile."

by Brian September 2, 2004

Bapudi

Bapudi is the crystallized consciousness of Hegelian Mind, embodied through the creative excretions of an underground collective with operatives all over the United States. Privately funded, Bapudi represents one of the last schools of independent thought and action not yet assimilated into True Being. Inchoate and ever-flowing, Bapudi will knock your boots off.

Bapudi.com is the official homepage to Bapudi activities, gatherings, and happenings this side of the Peiking Delta.

by Brian December 11, 2003

AAA

The smallest breasts possible.

Similarily; double AA batteries are small. Triple AAA batteries are smaller. Do yourself a favor and go buy your wifey some D batteries.

by Brian June 17, 2005

Twombly

A stupid or dumb remark or action.

"To pull a twombly"

by Brian March 12, 2003