Brian's definitions

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her.

by Brian October 12, 2004

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

Bronco

when you're doin it doggystyle reach around, grab the girls tits and yell some other girls name. it'll feel like ur on a bronco when she tries to get you off.

self-explanatory.. if you dont get it, go kill yourself



hahahaha

by brian December 22, 2003

outie

to be out or to be leavin

"yo u stayin"
"nah im outie"

by Brian October 18, 2003

Ragdoll Drunk

The point of drunkeness where a person goes completely limp. This is much past stumblefucked, and should not be confused with standard drunk-person-being-uncooperative. This is a state (concious or not) where the person resembles a floppy rag doll, and slumps the way you drop them. This seems to be much more common in girls.
Can also be applied to someone being Ragdoll High, or simply being dead.

"man, these two guys just dragged leigh back to her room. she was like, ragdoll drunk."

by Brian November 4, 2004