Brian's definitions

anyjuan

Slang term for anyone related to the hispanic cheap ass whiney bastards.

Anyjuan know where my tacos are?

by Brian October 18, 2004

Galas

kinda like the word "cool" means good, amazin, beast etc.

(probably not been used since 1991)

oh that channel 5 porno wis fuckin galas!

by Brian March 6, 2003

road kibble

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.

Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.

by brian June 29, 2004

tarf

A fart which can make you vomit within 10 seconds of excretion.

The tarf is very strong, is it not brian?

by Brian November 21, 2004

nascar

Nascar is one of the more pointless sports in america. The least they could do is turn right and left, instead of just left ( yes, i know there road courses they race on, but leave that to the real pros of F1 and Le Mans) people in America complain about the loss of natural resources, when a good lot of fuel is consumed every nascar race day by the drivers, as well as the beer bellied fans. Those who enjoy nascar are slow to realize that american cars and engines are the worste in the world. F1 has no Ford.. or Dodge.. or Chevrolet. They have BMW, Ferrari, and BAR Honda... all of which are much more highly respected than there american counterparts.
the engineers of F1 were let loose to design the fastest car imaginable.( while still being able to turn) they came out of the draft room with a car that could go nearly 300 MPH, and stick to the ceilings with so much downforce.

Nascar sucks all around compared to Formula 1

by Brian October 12, 2004

Windowlicker

a wonderful way to describe my retarded co-worker.

JP sure is being a first class windowlicker today!!!

by brian May 13, 2003

warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

by Brian December 2, 2004