Brian's definitions

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003

flooding the cave

stick ur dick in a girls ass, and piss inside her

yea man, i flooded her cave like a bitch. she never saw it coming

by brian December 22, 2003

Dumpy

Fat, sloppy...basically any word for a fat person (especially a fat girl).

Also can be used as: dumps, slops, etc.

Hey Dumpy (when you see a fat girl).

Wow, that girl is dumpy.

by Brian April 24, 2004

ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004

gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.

Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.

by Brian May 13, 2005

slutwife

A married woman who fucks other men for her husbands enjoyment.

I enjoy watching my slutwife fuck other men.

by brian April 10, 2008

808MC

The tightest rapper on earth repping the 808 state..

808MC is sexual healing to your ears..

by Brian August 7, 2003