Brian's definitions

f2

Tornado that is rated: (strong) with winds from 113-157 mph, causing: CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE: Roofs blown off homes leaving strong walls standing. Sheds and other outbuildings demolished, unanchored mobile homes overturned, block structure walls collapsed, roofs peeled back. Small wood missiles observed.

f2! Exciting day, big enough to chase

by Brian February 28, 2004

return (noun)

The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).

In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.

by Brian January 23, 2004

Emphasheema

A screwed up way of saying Emphasema... Originated by an Elmer Fudd look alike, Cowboy boot wearing, rifle shooting, Green Bay packer loving, Red Neck teacher from Zion Benton named Mr. Kaddatz

My Dayak has Emphasheema because it smoked too much.

by Brian January 29, 2004

OO

A surprised face.For best effect, add a period between the two o's for a nose.

"I just humped a car*
"OO..."

by Brian November 27, 2003

Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.

After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.

by Brian February 1, 2005

freebird

A song by Lynard Skynard, that sums up redneck music in a compound word.

If you like freebird, you might be a redneck.

by Brian January 4, 2005

dolezals

the small but present hairs that form on your ass. They can be of assorted colors and lengths. To show the color of the dolezals, simply put the color in between dole and zal

Man ur dolezals are as long as my pubes.

(color) Hey man, my dole-black-zals are turning into dole-white-zals

by brian March 23, 2003