Brian's definitions

poop cutter

a slang term for the muscles that allow you to cut a poop short.

Her poop cutter was so strong she almost broke a mutha fukka off.

by brian March 7, 2005

Woop Woop

The noise made when you have the walkin farts to cover the embarrassing sounds excreated by the poop cutter.

"Woop Woop Woop Woop....."
"Damnit Granma you got the walkin farts again?"

by brian March 7, 2005

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

Los Gatos

A city in norcal. People here are RICH BITCH!
The band Trapt, and Dredg also came from Los Gatos.

We straight out of Los Gatos BITCH

by Brian March 7, 2005

ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

by Brian March 7, 2005

BUTTER COOKIES

Derived from butterface. Female gender who is good looking but is genetically given ugly cookies (tip of nipple).

I saw that girl naked at Mardi Gras... buttercookies unfortunately.

by Brian March 6, 2005

Lakehead

1)Slang for doing poorly on a test/assignment. Originated from Lakehead University in Ontario, a post-secondary institute renowned for its low admission standards, poor academic record and rampant alcoholism.

2) To carry out an extremely stupid or unadvisable act

1) Man, I went totally Lakehead on that Econ midterm.

2) Holy shit, I pulled a Lakehead!

by Brian March 6, 2005